if this doesn’t make marvel greenlight the deadpool movie i will shoot someone
…”And more importantly, is he single?”
Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."
Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.
Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.
So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.
That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.
shhh nobody’s supposed to know
Is everyone over SDCC already? Because I compiled Benedict’s accents and impressions for you, internet, because I love you (and Benedict). In order: native French speakers, American Dreamworks execs, Batman vs. Superman trailer, Jar Jar Binks, Bostonians, Smaug, Gollum.
#TELL ME HOW THE ARM WORKS #was thinking about this the other day; like so if the arm is actually made out of vibranium hence it being able to catch the shield #its lighter than steel but it still needs to have all those wires and equipping within it so it has to be heavier than a human arm #does that mean that they replaced his collarbone or breastbone or upper torso or whatever with some kind of metal alloy within the bones?? #HOW DID THEY LINK UP THE NERVE SYSTEM IS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY #ALSO HOW DO YOU STOP THAT ARM FROM PULLING OUT HIS INNARDS #tell me how the arm works captain america 3 give me bad pseudo science talk dirty to me
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.
ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
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