The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop
it’s september 23rd here, which means it’s finally autumn.
she’s referencing this, in case you missed it. because married inner jokes and dorky flirting.
He is cute as shit
Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality
I literally remember doing this as a kid
^ cried myself to sleep for like 3 months after I figured out id die at some point.
I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.
It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT FAIR TRADE.
You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Carmilla Karnstein.
You know what I would give her on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty.
I would give her an 8, 8.5.
or a 9…
Not, not over a 9.8
I’m not saying it’s fair, or even possible to try to care about every person or demographic. All I’m begging for is that we at least try not to be so hateful.
I think this is exactly what those people trying to argue against me need to see.
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field
o my fucking lord
This is the scariest AHS promo